Messing With Alan Boston

Lately the poker community has found someone fun to mess around with, Full Tilt Poker Red Pro: Alan Boston.  Some people discovered that Boston really hates his his “Alien” looking avatar (see on the right) and have decided to really have some fun with this.  Boston has gotten so pissed off with all of the wisecracks that he has even started “crying to mom” (AKA Full Tilt) and having them ban peoples’ chat priveledges.  Well, here are some of the best moments where people sacrificed their chat:

Alan Boston: lol who is going to lose their chat privilages if they dont shut up
BowChikiWow (Observer): hostility
rBobbinao (Observer): xD
Alan Boston: you started
BowChikiWow (Observer): i guess u did not come in peace

Stay_Onee (Observer): Alan how much money did you make for starring in E.T

wsop_caddy (Observer): Can i ask you question?
Alan Boston: only if it is not mean spirited
wsop_caddy (Observer): Is you kid as Ugly as you.
Alan Boston: say goodbye to youf chat
wsop_caddy (Observer): What?
wsop_caddy (Observer): You look like MR clean

jiroz (Observer): boston you been getting harrased by 2+2ers ?
Alan Boston: yes but they are running out of chats
Alan Boston: fk them
jiroz (Observer): lol
lind25 (Observer): fk?
Alan Boston: yes fk
Alan Boston: them
jiroz (Observer): all of them?
lind25 (Observer): ?????
Alan Boston: only the ones that give me a hard time
lind25 (Observer): fk means…???
Alan Boston: no idea
jiroz (Observer): & & % %
Chat Monitor (Support): jiroz has been warned about abusing their chat privilege. Inappropriate language is not tolerated.
max_em87 (Observer): lol
jiroz (Observer): boston you do coke right?
Alan Boston: hey monitor he is ok
jiroz (Observer): could you hook up an 8ball?
Alan Boston: not anymore
jiroz (Observer): ahh damn
jiroz (Observer): thats good man
Alan Boston: have not done coke since 91
lind25 (Observer): alan what does fk mean??
jiroz (Observer): think about it
Alan Boston: keep questions to poker

LakeyTheKidQB (Observer): hi alan, just how challenging was it battling predator

QUESTION FROM 1428-elmst: who are you
ANSWER FROM Alan Boston: I am a human being.

QUESTION FROM Accalon: alan, in what year did your hair start thining?
ANSWER FROM Alan Boston: When i was 25. It is horrifying. I found a way to deal with it, just shave it off.

QUESTION FROM lettstradamus: man even your avatar is ugly
ANSWER FROM Alan Boston: It is. but it is a ****ing avatar. Deal with it.

QUESTION FROM mattyd86: so…who are you?
ANSWER FROM Alan Boston: am a ****ed up depressed middle aged sports better who ventures off to play poker on occasion. I am in sick shape physically> I am smart as ****. I teach extremely well. I hate myself.

Not Turkdaddy (Observer): how come when alan boston wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom?

boleracea: was being an ftp pro ur make a wish?
Alan Boston: i suggest you not type another word

icaludwn (Observer): TAKE ME TO YOUR LEDERER

For more great Alan Boston moments check out this video where he self implodes:

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