Antonio “The Magician” Esfandiari Pulls Disappearing Act
Beloved magician and card player remains missing
Our favorite magician turned creepy-guy extraordinaire, Antonio Esfandiari has perhaps returned to his roots as a second rate magician. According to his website, which hasn’t been updated since January 1, 2008, he has simply vanished. With no notable finishes at any major events this year, perhaps his absence has gone unnoticed by most. However, we do want to shed light on this possible missing person case to ensure that the “magic” comes back!
According to his own website:
“Did you know that he busted out of the Big One at the 2004 WSOP in the first few hours of play? Can you imagine that Antonio — magic though he may be — loses more tournaments than he wins? Of course he does. Everybody does!”
Everybody does! Except the players that actually WIN big tournaments like the WPT Championship and the WSOP such as Phil Ivey and Daniel Negreanu.
Perhaps this string of losses is why Antonio has gone into hiding, reportedly to develop a new magic show with retired legends Siegfried and Roy. When asked for a comment, the White Tiger that bit and nearly killed Roy simply squatted and peed on this reporters shoe. Others have said off the record that since Antonio is clearly a closet homosexual, he’s a perfect fit to take over for the still injured Roy. Officials at the Mirage Casino in Vegas also declined to comment on this story.
Others are reporting that he has been seen recently participating at the Gumball 3000 Race. According to Wikipedia, Antonio is one of the celebrities involved in the race across California then eventually over to Asia. We will continue to track this developing story and bring you the news as it breaks.
For now, here is the start of the Gumball 3000 in California:
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