Kentucky Governor decides online poker is bad – after taking massive bad beat
On a super secret forum that elected officials use to trade bad beat stories and exchange the names of hookers that are discrete enough for “elected official meetings” comes news that there may a hidden reason for Governor Beshears change of heart over Internet gambling. A recent post on the forum from a person only identified as “KYJellyPokerGov” describes a bad beat he took on Full Tilt Poker.
“So I’m approaching the bubble in the Sunday Brawl and I’m right in the middle of the pack chip-wise. I’m playing tight because I don’t want this donkament to end with me losing to some moron before the bubble. I pick up AA in early position and raise 12X the BB to keep any morons from calling. I get three callers and the flop comes Ah 8d Jd and immediately go all in. All three donks call and the winner winds up taking it down with his Qd 9d when the Ten of diamonds give him straight flush on the river. What kind of fool calls 12X the BB and my all in on a draw on the BUBBLE!?!?! Fking donkaments obv.”
There are scattered reports that the player named “KYJellyPokerGov” is indeed the driving force behind the Kentucky court case aimed at shutting down 141 gambling domains in the state. This is a developing story and in case you’re curious, completely made up. We’re certain that NO elected officials ANYWHERE, especially in Kentucky play online poker.
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